Jokes for today....

STUPID QUESTION

Son: Dad, why do things drop to the ground?
Father: Why, that's the most stupid question I've heard.
Son: You always say that when you don't know the answer.
Father: !!!!

NO CAR, NO CROSS

Jack: Mummy, can I go and play at my friend's house?
Mummy: Of course,but don't cross the road till a car goes by, then you cross.

So Jack went out of the house. After a few hours, Mummy waited anxiously for Jack to come home. Then she found Jack outside their house.

Mummy: Why are you still here?
Jack: No car has passed by yet, so I haven't crossed the road.